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                    What NOT to Name Your Dog

Everybody  who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I call  mine
"Sex".

Now,  Sex  has been very embarrassing to me.  When I went to City
Hall to renew his license,  I told the clerk I would like to have
a license for Sex.  He said,  "I'd like to have one too." Then  I
said,  "But this is a dog." He said, "I don't care what she looks
like."  Then I said,  "You don't undertand.  I've had Sex since I
was nine years old." He said, "You must have been quite a kid!"

When I got married and went on my honeymoon,  I took the dog with
me.  I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife  and
me,  and  a special room for Sex.  He said that every room in the
place was for sex.  I said,  "You don't understand,  Sex keeps me
awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too."

One  day  I entered Sex in a contest but before  the  competition
began,  the dog ran away.  Another contestant asked me why I  was
just  standing there looking around.  I told him I had planned to
have  Sex  in the contest.  He told me that I  should  have  sold
tickets. "But you don't understand," I said. "I had hoped to have
Sex on TV." He called me a show-off.

When  my  wife  and I separated,  we went to court to  fight  for
custody of the dog.  I said,  "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was
married." The judge said,  "Me too." Then I told him that after I
was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me too."

Last night,  Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town
for him.  A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in
this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I said, "I'm looking for
Sex." My case comes up Friday.